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mishasminions:

I NEVER THOUGHT I’D DO THIS (because I never actually believe these “giveaway” post-thingies), BUT LOOK I’M DOING ONE! GIVEAWAYS! GIVEAWAYS! GIVEAWAYS!
But why am I fucking putting up a photo of my bed? Well, because your invited to it! And also, because I’m using it as justification as to why I am giving these shit away. I’ll explain later.

THINGS I’M GIVING AWAY:
(Sorry, I know it looks awesome, but the lamp is not included)

• CONTROL, ALT, DELETE & POWER BUTTON PILLOWS - 1 lucky fucker will get these because you can’t have one without the other three
• THEM SCARYASS BUG-EYED ANIMAL PLUSHED TOYS (Zebra, Elephant,Tiger) - 3 lucky fuckers
• BOBANANA MARLEY (The stoned banana stuffed toy) - 1 lucky stoned fucker

MECHANICS:

• Reblog to enter the fucking shitty giveaway contest-type thing
• And since I want this to be a fun giveaway, if you type out a really witty/ridiculous line when you reblog, you increase your chances in winning
• You can reblog as much as you want. I don’t fucking care.
• You’re gonna have to bear with all the “fucks” in this post
• You can “like” the fucking post, but it’s unlikely that I will pick you
• You don’t have to fucking follow me because that’s stupid. Why the fuck would I want you to follow me for this shit
• Since 5 fuckers are getting my crap, the first one I pick will get to choose which shit he/she wants first, the second one will choose second, and well, you get the idea
• I’ll ship anywhere coz apparently it’s fucking cheap to ship light objects
• This shitty giveaway contest ENDS on JUNE 6, 2012

WHY THE FUCK AM I GIVING AWAY MY CRAP?!

• I’m not gonna lie, I’ve always been a skeptic with these things. Like, “Why the fuck would anyone give away their fucking DSLR?! This is ridiculous. They just want followers or notes, idk”
• And I’ve always considered just giving away a half-eaten sandwich.. or a used condom, just to spite people. But lucky for you, I’m not in the mood to “spite” today.
• And it’s not like I’m giving away irrationally expensive things that no one in their right mind would just “give away for free”
• They’re fucking soft cuddly things and badass keyboard pillows that abort things
• I’m actually just feeling really generous because I’ve just hit 14.5k followers and I’m really happy and I want to give back… sort of.
• And also because my bed is so full of shit (as seen above), and someone just recently gave me creepy ass bug-eyed plush toys that I do not want near me because they see into my soul and I hate it when that happens. I’m also buying new pillows, so… (That stoned banana is just a bonus)
• Idk if these things appeal to you. But whateva whateva. I’m getting rid of them and it’s free, and I was just wondering if someone might want them and I like tumblr so yeah
• Yes, I realize that I am a female and my bed looks like a boy’s bed. I just like boys and boy-things okay. Fuck off. I’m giving you free things. Mind your own business.
• And if you’re wondering why there is a lamp on my bed, then you should know it’s coz I like throwing lamps off my bed on occasion

CAN I SUBSTITUTE THE PILLOWS FOR THE DSLRS

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ravenclawinthetardis:

I’m waiting.

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drunkenwords:

Misha on being a new dad

It’s good. I’m naked a lot more now, for some reason. I don’t know why, but he’s naked so I’m naked, and we walk around the house naked together. Somebody told me they like skin to skin contact, so I’m like, “Eh fuck”, I never get dressed anymore, nobody does anymore, it’s sort of like this blah, we’re always naked—which is nice.

It’s tiring. I remember complaining, “Ugh jeez, I’ve got a kid”, and everybody complains about it, so I went into it with the expectation that it’s gonna be really tough, but come on, it’s not that bad. I mean, you’re kinda tired, but it’s kinda fun. You get to figure out, “Why, why is he crying?” It’s a puzzle! It’s like a rubick’s cube. I see my son as a rubick’s cube.

It’s a little nerve-wracking, we had to take him to the hospital because he had a fever and it’s very dangerous for little kids and for infants, and that’s scary, “Oh man, I really care about this other person, other than myself, and I wanna make sure that he’s okay, but I’m kinda powerless.”

And there’s just an overwhelming amount of shit that comes out of him. And he has this thing, which actually is some condition—it’s not a condition like a problem—wow, I don’t know why, but I’m gonna take it to the lowest common denominator, but some boys, when their penis is exposed to air, it stimulates them to pee, so the minute you take off the diaper, that’s when he wants to pee. And it’s actually a phenomenon that happens, and they invented something like a peepee teepee or something, you put it on immediately, so it’s not exposed to air while you change the diaper. But we don’t have that.

Yeah, so he also poops the minute you take off the diaper, so it’s sort of this weird race. You scramble, and if the velcro gets caught, you’re like, “AHHHH! You already won this one, but I’ll get you next time!”

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ithuriel-senpai:

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GUM SWAG

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Did Cas just call Sam ugly?

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mishasminions:

STOP DOING THAT THING YOU DO TO MY OVARIES.

mishasminions:

YOU’RE PRETTY.